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2015-08-04use org here as wellPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-08-02"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it'sPaul Buetow (europa)
limits." -- Albert Einstein
2015-08-02reintro .orgPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-29add github redirectPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-25Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change aPaul Buetow (europa)
light bulb? A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.
2015-07-25Do clones have navels?Paul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-25only one skype aliasPaul Buetow (europa)
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2015-07-25economics, n.:Paul Buetow (europa)
Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J.K. Galbraith. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
2015-07-25 "What happened to the crewman?"Paul Buetow (europa)
"The M-5 computer needed a new power source, the crewman merely got in the way." -- Kirk and Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3.
2015-07-25add for legacyPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-25Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.Paul Buetow (europa)
-- Foghorn Leghorn
2015-07-25introduce .zone even morePaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-25If I wanted Windows, I'd live in a greenhouse!Paul Buetow (europa)
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2015-07-25politics, n.:Paul Buetow (europa)
A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. -- Ambrose Bierce
2015-07-25The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.Paul Buetow (europa)
-- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project
2015-07-25renamePaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-25"If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee."Paul Buetow (europa)
- broadcast from Apollo 11's LEM, "Eagle", to Johnson Space Center, Houston July 20, 1969, 7:27 P.M.
2015-07-24fixPaul Buetow (europa)
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2015-07-18updatePaul Buetow (europa)
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2015-07-18add photography sitePaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-18fix linkPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-15add developPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-15add twitterPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-13add new redirectsPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-13remove projects redirectPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-13remove educationPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-07-12Everything is possible. Pass the word.Paul Buetow (europa)
-- Rita Mae Brown, "Six of One"
2015-06-24add ComputerPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-05-31Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,Paul Buetow (europa)
no one we know belongs.
2015-05-31No extensible language will be universal.Paul Buetow (europa)
-- T. Cheatham
2015-05-31Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?Paul Buetow (europa)
2015-05-31The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon fromPaul Buetow (europa)
sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin. --Salvador De Madariaga
2015-05-31websitePaul Buetow (europa)
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2015-05-31I'm sure a mathematician would claim that 0 and 1 are both veryPaul Buetow (europa)
interesting numbers. :-) -- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org>
2015-05-31The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini isPaul Buetow (europa)
a belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappings of civilization. -- T.K.
2015-05-31fixPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-05-31add info about private spare timePaul Buetow (europa)
2015-05-31I'm mentally OVERDRAWN! What's that SIGNPOST up ahead? Where's RODPaul Buetow (europa)
STERLING when you really need him?
2015-05-31fixPaul Buetow (europa)
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2015-05-31Reformatted XMLPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-05-31remove github here because its stated on dev.buetow.org alreadyPaul Buetow (europa)
2015-05-31add spacesPaul Buetow (europa)