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| author | Paul Buetow (mars.fritz.box) <paul@buetow.org> | 2013-12-29 15:27:22 +0100 |
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| committer | Paul Buetow (mars.fritz.box) <paul@buetow.org> | 2013-12-29 15:27:22 +0100 |
| commit | 01c9117a36d3aebda67cddd38bff51f4993f96f6 (patch) | |
| tree | 233150f826e5e0d8b9ad3c1707f834e39be34e52 /photoalbum.buetow.org | |
| parent | cd46e2da02820250d7837c618b3fa0ed4e59d880 (diff) | |
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: There's a footprint in the mayo.
Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.
Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.
Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.
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diff --git a/photoalbum.buetow.org/content/home.xml b/photoalbum.buetow.org/content/home.xml index 632eff8..5e4ce1a 100644 --- a/photoalbum.buetow.org/content/home.xml +++ b/photoalbum.buetow.org/content/home.xml @@ -3,4 +3,8 @@ <pagetitle>Photoalbum</pagetitle> <textheader>A simple photoalbum script.</textheader> <text>This is a bash script using ImageMagick to generate a set of static HTML pages which outlines a photo album. The script only needs one input directory (which can contain multiple sub-directories) containing pictures and the result will be one static ./dist directory containing static HTML pages including thumbs to be distributed on a static webserver. </text> + <text> + <noop>If you wanna stay in touch please </noop> + <namedlink href="http://freecode.com/projects/photoalbum">subscribe on freecode.</namedlink> + </text> </content> |